Every year we have our Summer Swimsuit special, and since we are in Nintendo hype season, this year we chose Nintendo. As with every year we are going to have arbitrary rules in ur choices to see who makes the list. Two of th e guidelines for the chosen few from every Nintendo franchise or nintendo girl in general are that It needs to be official art/photo and it needs to be at the beach. Sorry Samus but your space thong is ambiguious as swimwear and not at the beach so we mgiht have to pass you over someone like Candy Kong.
We start with the Princess of the Muschroom Kingdom Peach Toadstool. Despite being a major part of a summer themed mainline adventure in Super Mario Sunshine, she doens’t actually wear a swimsuit in that game. It wasn’t until Super Mario Odissey when Nintendo allowed her to get a swimsuit for the Seaside Kingdom level. Never thought we would get this with modern Nintendo but we did.
For the next entry we have Jenny Lewis who played Haley Brooks in the movie The Wizard. Even though she’s thirsty for Corey in the entire movie you never see her on the beaches of Malibu California in the actual movie, those extra minutes needed to be used to show more NES games, can’t get distracted. But she does officially get in a bikini in a different movie and that coutns as official. As the beloved singer for Rilo Kiley, she deserved to be on this list.
Dragalia Lost being a mobile gatcha game had summer events every year where all of your favorite Dragalia Waifus and Husbandos got swimwear. Because of this made the selection of anyone from this game a tough choice but we ended up giving it to Patia with her nice tanned look adding diversity to the choices here.
When people think of Mii’s they don’t think of changing their outfits but that’s something that actually happened in the mobile game Miitomo. Oh nintendo you sunk low to have fanservice event on your mobile game to get people to play it and it didn’t work. Who even asked to make Miis sexy. No matter, I still love the game and people need to remember this was a thing so Mii Bikinis make the list so others searching for Peach Bikinis can now know this as well.
We have another Mario princess on the list but this time it’s Princess Daisy from the Super Mario Bros movie live action portrayal by Samantha Mathis. She wasn’t in an actual bathing suit during the movie but she did play another royal character in a movie and here we have her fancy swimwear worthy of a modest tomboy princess such as her so it makes the list.
We finish off with Pokemon’s Bestgirl herself Misty, even though her official art has her in a bikini and tons of swimsuit artwork, but for most of them she’s actually not actually at the beach. For this edition we had to dig deeper and find some Gen 1 art where she’s at some nice Kanto beach with some water type Pokemon. This actually made it easier to narrow down a choice.
Doing this list for Nintendo franchises was a lot of fun, especially considering how conservative they can be while some franchises like Pokemon could have enough choices just by itself. As usual I like to go for the odd and unexpected choices instead of the boring pics you would get by googling. I mean obvious picks like Krystal just did not meet the requirements and sadly others like Princess Lana couldn’t make the cut.